Does Indianapolis really have a thriving social rooftop pool scene where sexy people hang out and raise money for a children’s hospital? Well that’s what I did yesterday, setting 25 sexy extras, all looking hot and sexy, all vying to fill their god shaped hole in Hell-A.
SEXY 24 YEAR OLD BLONDE: “being Ophelia in my little play at Missoula High, then working at State Farm just wasn’t cutting it anymore. I’d rather be an extra, get paid $60 a day and be shown the back of the bus….because it’s worth it to say, “hey mom! you can see me on TV tonight. Right there…right there! Oh! if you freeze it on Tivo you can really make me out crossing in front of Jennifer Garner. Yup, that was me! Tell everyone!”
Hello, sexy 24 year olde blonde: if you look at most of the Oscar winners..mostly it’s not the Velveeta sexy people winning. Hint: craft first. Nose job second. Blow job in case of emergency.
I also did a post crime scene all by myself and with my special imagination! “Okay…the police guy goes here, the coroners go here. We’ll take the forensics kit and put it here. And hey, we need a black sexy detective whose pants are painted on. Give her a badge and a feather duster, and she’ll dust for prints on the stereo. Oh shit..we don’t have enough people. Get a couple of guys that we were using from the party scene and dress them up as detectives and crime techs. No one will notice.”
